Showing posts with label Zardari SMS Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zardari SMS Jokes. Show all posts

NEW QOOMi TARANA..

NEW QOOMi TARANA..

Zardari Ki Zamin Shad Baad,

Bijli Aye 8 Ghantay Baad,

Tu Nishan-e-Corruption Aalishan,

Arz-e-Zardaristan,

Shad BaaMein Nazar Se Pee Raha Hoon Yeh Sama Badal Na Jaaye

Na Jhukaao Tum Nigahen Kahin Raat Dhal Na Jye

Mere Ashk Bhi Hain Is Mein Yeh Sharab Ubal Na Jye,

Md Sindh Rahay Abaad,

Zardari Ki Zamin Ka Nizaam,

Aatay, Gas, Bijli Ka Bohraan,

Qaum Mulk Sub Gharak,

Nawaz, Wakeel Pa-in-Da-Baad,

Mushraf Pakistanera Jaam Choone Waale Tera Haath Jal Na Jye.

Abhi Raat Kuch Hai Baaki Na Utha Nikaab Saaki,

Tera Yaar Girte Girte Kahin Phir Sambhal Na Jye..

What Is Business.

What Is Business.

BAAP: Me tmhari shadi apni mrzi se kronga.

BETA: No!

BAAP: Larki zardari ki beti hy

BETA: Phr Thek hy

Baap zardari k pas gaya..

BAAP: Mein tmhari beti ko bahu bnana chahta hun.

Zardari : no!

BAAP: Mera beta World Bank ka CEO hai.

Zardari: Phr Thek hai !

Baap world bank k president k pas jata hai.

BAAP: Mere bete ko bank ka CEO bna do

Presidnt: No!

BAAP: Wo zardari ka damad hai.

Presidnt: Phr Thek hai.
*F=U=N=K=A=R*

Plz stop msgs..

Mere aziz doston:

Main ye baat kafi dinon se notice ker raha hoon
k aj kal hamara her doosra msg ASIF ZARDARI
pe hota hai aur her msg main uski burai hoti hai....

Plz stop all these kind of msgs..

Mana k wo
kuttey ka bacha hai,
Mana k wo harami hai,
Mana k us ki shakal ham sbko pasand nahin,
Mana k us zalil ny kabhi b nahin sudharna,
Mana k us manhoos ki harkatain bht buri lagti hain..
Lekin hai to wo hamara sadar pakistan.

Yaad rakho

"Yaad rakho"

Talaaq kisi maslay ka hal nahi hai.

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Agar Bivi se ikhtalaaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" karwa do!

(Allama Asif Ali Zardari)
BOOK: (Asool e Beghairti )

Jehaiz me

Zardari : Altaf Bhai Mjhe Apne Bilawal K liye Ap Ki Beti Ka Hath Chaye.

Altaf Bhai (KhushiKhushi) : BiLkul

Zardari: Jehaiz me karachi d0ge.

"kuttapan"

Janab asif zardari apni kitab "kuttapan" main likhtay hai k :

"MAIN kuttay ko ya kutta mujhay kat lay dun0 surton main teeka kuttay ko he lagay ga "

Zardari interview!


Zardari interview!
Ap ko kis waqat dr lagta hay.
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Jb log khtay hain zinda hay b.b zinda hay.

NEW SONG!!!


NEW SONG!!!

'EK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA'

Jese Khana Kharab
Jese Total Azaab
Jese Aadi Faqeer
Jese Murda Zameer
Jese Nasoor Ho Koi Sarta Hua

'EK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA'

Jese Bijli Ki Taar
Jese Khanjar Ki Dhaar
Jese Dozakh Ki Aag
Jese Zehrila Naag
Jese Garmi Ki Dhop
Jese Shetan Ka Roop..

Gharibon Ka Khaatma

Janab Professor ZARDARI apni kitaab
"Gharibon Ka Khaatma" mai likhte hen:

"Mehngayi se mat daro,
Aasan hal ye hai k
HAWA khao, GUSSA piyo,
or
MAZAY SE GEO"

Ghar check karlein.

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l__[]__l__!

Plz apna ghar check karlein.!
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Asif zardari ne T.V
par kaha tha,
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"Har ghar se Bhutto niklay ga"

Zardari means


Zardari means:

Z=Zaida zaleel

A=Asli kameena

R=Registered shaitan

D=Digital beghairat

A=American Londa

R=Real haramkhor

I=Intehai besharam.

Latest Song


Zardari ka Latest Song

Bachna-A Gharibo Lo Me Aa Gaya

Note Ka Aashiq Mulk Ka Dushman

Apni Ada Hai BIBI Se Juda

Hey HO