Jehaiz me

Zardari : Altaf Bhai Mjhe Apne Bilawal K liye Ap Ki Beti Ka Hath Chaye.

Altaf Bhai (KhushiKhushi) : BiLkul

Zardari: Jehaiz me karachi d0ge.

Arz..... Kia hai

Arz..... Kia hai

Ye £ikhte £ikhte ruk gaya "FARAZ" ka pen,

wah wah wah!

Yeh £ikhte £ikhte ruk gaya "FARAZ" ka pen,


mazlomo ka sathi hai..
"ALTAF HUSSAIN".

MQM mein Hain

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?

Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?

Student: Wo MQM mein Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai :-D

G.A. ALTAF!

Har simt karachi pe chahye thi tabahi

Shehar apna tha Or gairon k haathon mein thi shahi

Aisey mein utha puray karachi ka sipahi

Or nara-e-Altaf se di sub ne gawahi

Haq parasti ka jhanda liye aaya saray medaan

Aye Quaid-e-Tehreek tera ahsaan hai ahsaan...

G.A. ALTAF!
G.A. MQM!

Altaf Husain visited a school

Altaf Husain visited a school=Kids do u hv any ques?

Boy=Sir my name is john & i hv 3ques
1=y dnt u go to pakistan
2=is MQM a political party
3=how MQM wins elections

Altaf=Brilliant QZ john.

In the Mean while recess bell rang,After recess..

Peter stood up & said=Sir i have 5 QZ..

1=y dnt u go to pakistan
2=Is MQM a political party
3=How MQM wins elections
4=Y recess bell rang 20 mins before usual time?
& at last

5=Whre is JOHN?