Suhag raat

Suhag raat ko dulha ne bed k paas 1box rakha or subha us me 200rpe daal kr bola jub bhi chudai lugaon ga 200 dalon ga 1 saal baad dekhen gai kitni chudai mari hai?
Aik saal baad box khola to us me 1000 or 500 waley note bhi nikley!
Husband! yeh kia?
Wife!! Sub tum jaisey kanjoos thori hotey hain.

Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi mileg

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.



Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)

Cheque book..

When a wife was asked:

What book do you like the best?

She answers: My husband's cheque book..

love marriage

Beta, baap se:
papa mujhe pata chal gaya hai k aap ki love marriage hai

baap, hairaan ho kar:
tumhen kaise pata:-/

beta:
kuyun k aap ki date of marriage aur meri date of birth mein
sirf chaar months ka difference hai;-)

Kiss karne ka style

Husband: Begam aaj koi aysi baat kaho

jis sy dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye?

WIFE: tumhare sab doston mein sab se

acha kiss karne ka style tmhara hy.

Biwi Se Shohr Bola

Dhakka Mar k Naraz Biwi Se Shohr Bola,
Admi Usy Marta Hai,Jise Pyar Karta Hai

Biwi Shohr Ko 2 dhakkey Mar k Boli,
Aap Kia Samajy k Mein Apse Pyar Nahi Karti

Mazaaq ki aadat

Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?

Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Häy...

Pyar b ajab shay

Pyar b ajab shay he

Maa se ho to Ebadat
Baap se ho to Muqadas
Bhai se ho to Aqidat
Behen se ho to Farz
&
Bivi se ho to
sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM H:-(