Peshawar ki police

Peshawar ki police ka B jawab nai!
1 Pathan talaab me naha raha tha.

Police wale ne kaha chal ooye bahr aa Kr Kapray pehan.

Teri talashi leni hay.

Pathan k boss ne

Pathan k boss ne usay job se nikal dia,
pathan roz us k ghar k samne POTI kar k aata

Dost:Ye kia herkat hai?
Pthan:Usay batana chata hon k bokha nahi mar raha.

Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat

PTHAN "Mazar" pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya

Logo Ne bht Maara 0r Pocha æsa Q kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani thi"...

mey zindah hon.

1 pathan building se gira

doctor said he is dead

pathan suddenly woke up n said mey zindah hon.

Pathan wife: tu leta reh tujhe doctor se ziada pata hai kya.

Samajne ki kosish kro

Samajne ki kosish kro mjhy tang mat kro

Mjhy akela chordo.rat tmhari wajase so nhi ska.Mat khelo mri zindgi se




1 pathan hath jor kr machar se kh rha tha ye.

0ye Pagal Ka Bache

3 PathaN 1 B¡ke Pe Ja Rahe The K Raste Me P0l¡ce Ne Rukne Ka ¡shara K¡a,,

PathaN 'Ch¡llaya' 0ye Pagal Ka Bache Pehle H¡ 3 Bethe Ha¡N
Tum KahaN Bethe Ga..?? ;-)

biwi ki tangy

Pathan suhag rat ko biwi ki tangy uthany k bad soch m pr gya..!

B.V:
Kya hua?

Pathan:
Ye kam hmara smjh se bahir hai, tmko ulta hi hona pare ga.. .. .. :->

nanga khra tha.

Door se dekha to pathan nanga khra tha..


Or



Or





Or kya..?

Qreeb jane ka to swal he paida nhi hota..

==== SHIT====

Pathan Driving
On The Wrong Side Of Road

&

He Became Upset

&

Said


==== SHIT====

aaj phir late ho gaya

saare log wapis jaa rahe hy:-)

5 Intelligent Doctors

U.S.A K 5 Intelligent Doctors ki team is bat pe Research
kr rahi thi k agr insan ka dimagh nikal lia jaey to kia hoga?
Unho ne apne 1 sathi MIKE JOHNS ka dimag nikala.
jab usay hosh Mein laya gaya to wo kehne laga.

AEY LAKA! NASWAAR RAURA.

Halaak hone walon ko

Minister: Bomb blast mein halaak hone walon ko 5 lakh,

or zakhmi k liye 3 lacks dene ka elaan hai

Pathan: ..or awaaz sun k jiska potty nikal gya, uska kya?
:-D

Pathan Darwaza khol k Nahata tha

Aik pathan Hamesha Darwaza khol k Nahata tha.

Kisi ne pucha k ap aisa kyun kertay hain?

Pathan Bola: Mujhe Shak hai k mujhe Darwaze k nechay se koi daikhta hy.

Larai me Pathan

1 larai me Pathan ne bullet proof jacket ki jga Macher dani pehan rkhi thi..



Poocha: Q...?


Pathan bola:Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese guse ga.

B.P Dekhna Hai......

Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya 0r Dr ko Bohat Maara..

Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua?

Pathan Bola:
Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai.......

DRIP Lagi

Pathan ko DRIP Lagi

Jb DRIP END hone lagi tow usne apne bhai se kaha jao SISTER ko bula k lao


Wo 3 din k baad Quetta se apni BEHN ko le aya....

Zor se Chillayi

BV Sote Me Zor se Chillayi
Jldi Utho Mra Shohar Agya
Pathan Utha Khirki se Chlang Laga Di, Tang Toot Gayi
Phir Khayal Aya
KHANA KHARAB
May Hi To Shohar Hon

Dusre ka kon hai

Ek pathan k ghr 2 jurwa bache paida hue...
To pathan raat bhar nhi so saka...

Q k pathn pareshan tha k ek ka bap to mai hu. . .

Dusre ka kon hai.,

Qaatil kise kehte hain?

Teacher to pathan:
Batao ''Qaatil'' kise kehte hain?
Pathan: nahi pata
Teacher: farz karo tum apne baap ka qatal kar do tu tum kia kehlao gay?
Pathan: "YATEEM"

KASHTI Chala raha tha

1 Pathan Sookhe Darya May KASHTI Chala raha tha

Dosra Pathan:Aise Pathano Nay He Hamra Nam Kharab Kia Hai

Agr Mujhe Swimming Ati To Jakar Usay Bohat Marta..

mulk k halaat

Pathan news paper parhtay huway:
Begum main is mulk k halaat sudhar doon ga.

BV: Pehle apni haalat to sudhar lo subha say
meri shalwar pehne ghoom rahe ho.