Responsiblity ki example

Miss:
Responsiblity ki example do ?

Student:
Miss Aap ne black color ka brazier pehna hua hy
jis k 4 huks hen
3 khuley hoye hain 1 Pe sari responsibilty hy_

Jawani aur Burhape me farQ

Teacher:
Jawani aur
Burhape me farQ btao...?

Student:
Jawani me mobile me
HASEENON
k numbers hote hain,
Aur Burhape me
HAKEEMON k ;-)

Teacher 2 Student

Teacher 2 Student Shadi Ke Waqt Dulha Ko Ghoray Per Kyun Bithatey Hain.
Student: Is Liay Ke

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Abhi B Waqt Hai Bhaag jao

student k dil ki awaz

Har student k dil ki awaz

Exam pas ae dil ghabrae..

Board ne najane kese paper banae..

Ab to kitab dekh k dil mra rota ha..

Kya kron haaye YAD NAHI HOTA HA

MQM mein Hain

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?

Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?

Student: Wo MQM mein Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai :-D

Mirza Galib

Mirza Galib farmate hain.

Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo


Agar Phir B Samaj Na Aaye To


Film 'Ghajini' or 'Tere naam' dekh lo

ALJEBRA

A teacher teaching ALJEBRA:

If x=y & y=z then
it means x=z.

Give an exmple.

STUDENT:
Sir,
i Love u & u love ur daughter,
it means i love ur daughter...!

Future tense banao

Teacher: "Mere papa aaj job par gaye hain" is ka future tense banao.

Student: Wo kal bhi jaenge kisi k baap mei himmat hai to rok k dkhae

Billi ke bachay

MISS: students se batao ke billi ke itne zyada bachay kyun hote hen?

STUDENT: miss ap bhi ghar ghar ghoomen tou aap ke bhi itne ho jayen ge...

Depend karta hai

Profesor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kro ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Student:
Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon zayada Khoobsurat hai.
Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

Top answers of teachers

Top answers of teachers if they dont have answer of any question:

*Ye aap ne pehle nahi prha kya?

*Read the book!

*I will tell u tomorow(which wil never comes)

*Dont ask foolish questions

*You will study this in the next class. Don't indulge urself in confusion

*Nice question, raise hands who know the answer

& the most imp is

* This is ur assignment, search 4 it. :-)