Police wale ki shadi

1 Police wale ki shadi hui.
Jub raat ko sex karne laga to bola: itna bara suraakh?

BiVi: ye Lo 100 Ruppees or baat yahin khatam kar do...!!! ;-)

Responsiblity ki example

Miss:
Responsiblity ki example do ?

Student:
Miss Aap ne black color ka brazier pehna hua hy
jis k 4 huks hen
3 khuley hoye hain 1 Pe sari responsibilty hy_

bacha wapas a raha ha;

Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail ho k 4th mien aya 4th se 3rd
3rd se 2nd

Sardar biwi se bola
Begum shalwar tight kr lo bacha wapas a raha ha;-)

Nawaz shareef

Nawaz shareef larki chodhne gaya

Larki ko nanga kiya or ulta jhuka k bola tumhari choot per 1 b baal nahi hai Q?
Larki:Bhosri k chodhne aaya hai ya"KANGI" kerne

Nangy kharay thay,

Ek bacha bachi nangy kharay thay,

Bachi ne bola me tumhari "LULLI" pakrun,

Bacha:
Chal hat apni to tor di, meri bhi toray gi..

Andhe ho kya

1 larke ne gali me jati hui larki k ungli krdi

Larki:
andhe ho kya, dikhta nhi hy?

Larka
kya hua:-(?

Larki;
sahi jaga nhi
ghusi. .

Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do

"Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay

To B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day De Gi"...

(Haji Sheikh Rasheed).

ßV k Sat Sex

1 Doctor Suhag Rat ko ßV k Sat Sex kr raha tha:*
ßV ne kaha:
Ye Tumhara Apna ha¡ na:>
Doctor:
K¡a Matlb?:/
ßV:
Doctors k Pas Aksar Sample k¡ Cheez hot¡ ha¡ na:p

Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do

"Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay

To Kal Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day De Gi"...

(Profsr Imran hashmi)

Doctor Suhag Rat ko

1 Doctor Suhag Rat ko ßV k Sat Sex kr raha tha:*
ßV ne kaha:
Ye Tumhara Apna ha¡ na:>
Doctor:
K¡a Matlb?:/
ßV:
Doctors k Pas Aksar Sample k¡ Cheez hot¡ ha¡ na:p

Oh No! Bleeding

Girl: Oh No! Bleeding shuru ho gai hy.
Plz Bahir Nikalo
Bohat dard ho ra hy.
Oh
Oye
Ma
Ahh

itna zor?

Bs Kro!

Nikal B do Na!

Doctor: Lo Nikal Dya
Khrab Dant.

1 larki bachy say

1 larki bachy say:apni nono nikalo
Bacha: ok
Larki: yeh kya tmhari nono to pakri nai jati

Bacha: DON Ko Pakarna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai.

Memon

Memon: Mein bohat kanjoos hun,akela HoneyMoon pe gya aur aadhy paisy bachaae


2ra Memon: Ye to kuch nahi,mn ne biwi ko dost k sath bheja aur sary paisy bachae.

khoobsurat cheeez

A Man was having Sex with a very Badd Surat Girl,

Girl : Jaanu meray Andar sab se khoobsurat cheeez kiya hai...?

Man: "Mera Lunn"

Green color ka

Ek pathan Green color ka condom pehn kr larki sy sex krne aya
.
Larki: Ye kya hai?
.

Pathan:
.
.
Haraa
kam me khra..

Kia Chest hai

Srdar Ghar k Bahir shirt utar k khra tha Ek Admi Guzrty hoy

"Wa Srdarji! Kia Chest hai" Srdar Khushi se

Aby ye to kuch B nahi. Andar aa k Bhabi ka dekh :-)

Choriyan

1 Larka Apni Girl Friend K Liye Choriyan Le K Jata Hai

Girl Friend: Khud He Pehna Do

Boy:Muja Nahi Pta Tha K Itna Acha Response Milega
Warna Mey Kapre Le K Ata

Underwear Day

2day is unDERWEAr daY =D
Tell me wich c0l0r underWEAR ur wearing 2day.
N0 reply meanz ur n0t wearing it.
SEnd it2 ur frendz n seE h0w many r n0t wearing it.

2 Girls talking

2 Girls talking
1st: Tum neeche k bal kese saaf karti ho,
2nd: Rezar se, or tum,
1st: Yar Mere husband baat hi aisi karte hain k,
sari jhanten jal jaati hain.

Minaar-e-Pakistan

1 indian Larki Ki Jeans Ki Zip Khuli Thi,
1 Pakistani Larka Bola,
Miss Apne Taj Mehel Ka Darwaza To Band Lo,
Humara Minaar-e-Pakistan Hil Raha Hai