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Showing posts with label Double Meaning SMS. Show all posts

Samajne ki kosish kro

Samajne ki kosish kro mjhy tang mat kro

Mjhy akela chordo.rat tmhari wajase so nhi ska.Mat khelo mri zindgi se




1 pathan hath jor kr machar se kh rha tha ye.

Oye... Dear!

Oye... Dear!
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Jaan


Sohne




I love u


I mis u


I like u
.oOh
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Bura laga kya

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To main kya karun.
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Zong walay kehtay hain.
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Sab keh do

Tum dil mango

Tum dil mango
me dongi
Tum jigar mango
Wo b dongi
Kidney mango wo b dongi
Eyes mango wo b dongi
Sir mango wo b dongi

Q k hm ne aj murghi zibah ki he.

Koi dekh lega

Ufff kia karte ho. . . .

Door hat jao . . . .

Koi dekh lega kia soche ga . . . . . .

Akal nai hai kia?


Uff abi nai karona

akele me karna




naak saaf.

Oh No! Bleeding

Girl: Oh No! Bleeding shuru ho gai hy.
Plz Bahir Nikalo
Bohat dard ho ra hy.
Oh
Oye
Ma
Ahh

itna zor?

Bs Kro!

Nikal B do Na!

Doctor: Lo Nikal Dya
Khrab Dant.

Don't worry

Na yaad tmhari bhulenge
na sath tmhara chorenge
na karenge dilse door tmhe
na dosti tmse torenge
Agr toot b jaye glti se

to?

Don't worry
ELFY lga k joren gay.

Us ke hont se hont lagao

Pakro usko kamar se


Or ghar le jao



Uski gardan pakr k utho



Us ke hont se hont lagao

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.

.

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Aur coca cola pi jao.

Brrrrrrrrrr....

kaprey utaro..

Utaro!!!

Utaro!!!
Moze utaro!


Shirt b utaro!


Bnyan b utaro!
Aur ab"!



Pant b utaro




Taz barish honey wali hai rassi sey sarey kaprey utaro..

Agr Apko k0i

Agr Apko k0i pareshani hai,
agr Aap udas ho agr Aap khush nahi reh paaty
tu jan lo k ap k andr 1 ßht ßari vitamin ki kami ha
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VITAMIN ''ME'' ;-)

kabhi hamare ghar

kabhi hamare ghar mehman bankar ana
hum tum ko
coldrink, chicken biryani, korma, tiqqa boti,
seek kabab, shami kabab, custrd, gulab jamun,
rasmalai, ice cream aur faludy ki..




tasveeren dekhaein gain..:-

Khush Ikhlaqi

Wo Khush Ikhlaqi,

Wo Piyari Aankhen,

Wo Masoom Chehra,

Wo Umda ZAHEN,

Wo Nice Personality,


Aap Ko YÄÄD Hai Na..?


GOOD!




HAAN HAAN,

MAI AB BHI WAISi Hi HOON.....

I love u

I love u
I love u
I love u





I love u very much...





Bus Yehi kehna chahti thi,
Laila majnoo se magar bechari ko ENGLISH nahi aati thi.:-

Ap ne suna hai?

Ap ne suna hai?

Nahi suna?

Waqai nahi Suna?

CNN pe?

BBC pe?

PTV pe?

Geo pe?

Star plus pe?

Nahi?

To phir mere se sun lo

I miss you?

kub tak hum chupaingay?

Main ne apnay ghar walo ko bata diya hai
wo sub maan gaye hain
Tum b apnay ghar walo ko bata do
wo b maan jaye gain

AaKhir ye baat kub tak hum chupaingay?
1 na 1 din to pata lag he jaye ga na to phir hum khud he Q na bata dain..
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Shan biryani k saath qorma masala free milta hey

Uchal Uchal ke paida


Woh kon hai jo uchal uchal ke paida hota hai?

Pehchano kon?

Socho

Are socho na

Socho to sahi

Socha?

Nahi pata

Are yaar

"Pop Corn"

Dil chahta hai


Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra dun? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila
k b0lo,
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN. . hum aik hein. . .