Peshawar ki police

Peshawar ki police ka B jawab nai!
1 Pathan talaab me naha raha tha.

Police wale ne kaha chal ooye bahr aa Kr Kapray pehan.

Teri talashi leni hay.

hapy.newyear

I'm sory
muje bhol jana
Hmari dosti or nai chal sakti?

Mein 65 din Bad
Aapko
Hmesha k Liye Chor Jaonga

Aap ka
Apna



2009
I'm 1st 2wish U hapy.newyear
2010.

Pathan k boss ne

Pathan k boss ne usay job se nikal dia,
pathan roz us k ghar k samne POTI kar k aata

Dost:Ye kia herkat hai?
Pthan:Usay batana chata hon k bokha nahi mar raha.

Oil Or Ghee Companies

Oil Or Ghee Companies Ne Pakistan Me "AURAT"
Ko Bohat Khul K "BAAT" Karne Ki Aazadi De Di He.

JESE,

Kal 1 "AURAT" Dosri "AURAT" Se Keh Rahi Thi:

A BEHEN!

Me Ne Pehle "HABiB" Ko Aazmaya,

Lekin Phir "KiSAN" Ko "GHAR" Le Aai,

MAGAR!

Jo "MAZA" Mujhe "SUFi" Ne Diya He,

Wo SULTAN me Kahan .

Sehmi sehmi nigahon me

Sehmi sehmi nigahon me khuwab hm sja denge

Sooni sooni rahon me phool hm bicha denge

Hmare sung muskra k to dekho

Ap ko hm DENTONIC k postar par lagwa denge .

zindagi dard hai

Bin us k zindagi dard ha tanhai ha...
Meri ankhon main kyun maut simat aae ha...
Mehfil main rah kar bi tanha rahay...
Yeh ada humain us ki mohbt ne shikhae ha...
Kahtay hain ishq ko log ibadat yaro...
Phir ibadat main kyun itni ruswai hai

30 ka l0ad kara do

Mere pass balance ni hai.
Plz... thora 30 ka l0ad kara do



















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bagherton kbi to msg adhora parha kro.
:-!

GOOD MORNING

'DiL ki Aankhoun Se Kaam £eta Houn,

Un K Daman Ko Thaam £eta Houn,

Door Hoti Hain Sari Mushkilain

Jab Pyare rab aur MUHAMMAD SALLALLAH HO ALAI WASSALLAM Ka Naam £eta Hon
GOOD MORNING
Have a nice day

Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat

PTHAN "Mazar" pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya

Logo Ne bht Maara 0r Pocha æsa Q kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani thi"...

One second sir

Sardar ney ghar
say airport enquiry call ki aur poochha.


Madam punjab say AMERICA tak ka kitna saffar hay?

Receptionist.
One second sir

Sardar
Ok thanks:.