tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65545390179666370642023-06-20T06:34:11.516-07:00Funny SMS in English l Urdu l Hindi l Punjabi - Sardar and Pathan SMS JokesThis blog contains latest Crazy Funny SMS in several Categories where you will be entertain....
Funny Sms in Urdu, Hindi, English, Punjabi, Bengali, Malayalam in Many Categories Sardar Ji / Pathan / Santa Banta / Adult / Love / Romantic / FriendShip / Flirt / Holi / Islamic / Faraz / Zardari / Shayari / Student / Misba Rohail / Memon / Insult / Morning / Evening / Night / Double Meaning / April Fool / Birthday / Eid / Diwali / Mothers Day / Fathers Day / Poetry.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger522125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-4260035025607706682010-11-28T01:54:00.000-08:002010-11-28T01:55:59.536-08:00Medecine ki tarahAb to bijli bhi medecine ki tarah ho gai hai FARAZ!<br />,<br />,<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Aik ghanta subah nashty se phele!<br /><br />Aik ghanta dopehar khany k bad<br /><br />Or Aik ghanta raat sony se phelecool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-21735420466053000092010-11-28T01:53:00.000-08:002010-11-28T01:54:11.469-08:00MOBILE GiftAapko MOBILE Gift Karna tha<br />.<br /><br /><br />.<br /><br /><br />.<br /><br /><br />.<br /><br /><br />.<br /><br /><br />.<br /><br /><br />.<br /><br /><br />.<br /><br /><br />.<br /><br /><br />.<br /><br />Par Aap Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..<br />Is Liye AB Cancel.:cool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-75244585265052042852010-11-28T01:51:00.000-08:002010-11-28T01:52:23.105-08:00Aaj kl zindagiAaj kl zindagi kuch aysi udas rehti he<br /><br />Jese samandar k dil main piyas rehti he<br /><br />Jane kyn wohi log ho jate hain door hamse<br /><br />Har pal jin se milNe ki aas rehti hycool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-30889742617169709212010-11-28T01:50:00.000-08:002010-11-28T01:51:38.959-08:00Intazar keroAaj ka kam kal per chhor do<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Or<br /><br />intazar kero<br /><br /><br />Ho sakta hai kal tak us k liye koi machine ejad ho jaye.....<br />BÄBÄ Hadharaamcool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-58299820179704011402010-04-22T00:02:00.001-07:002010-04-22T00:02:44.528-07:00Bhulå denåHum yåd råhen to Theek wårnå Bhulå denå.<br /><br />Ho koi khåtå humse To håmen såzå denå<br /><br />Wåisey to hen hum koray kågåz ki kåhåni<br /><br />såmj ååi to Theek wårnå Jålå dena..Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-57422232993786573062010-04-22T00:01:00.000-07:002010-04-22T00:02:09.841-07:00Police wale ki shadi1 Police wale ki shadi hui.<br />Jub raat ko sex karne laga to bola: itna bara suraakh?<br /><br />BiVi: ye Lo 100 Ruppees or baat yahin khatam kar do...!!! ;-)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-74618124538119975372010-04-22T00:00:00.002-07:002010-04-22T00:01:35.370-07:00Suhag raatSuhag raat ko dulha ne bed k paas 1box rakha or subha us me 200rpe daal kr bola jub bhi chudai lugaon ga 200 dalon ga 1 saal baad dekhen gai kitni chudai mari hai?<br />Aik saal baad box khola to us me 1000 or 500 waley note bhi nikley!<br />Husband! yeh kia?<br />Wife!! Sub tum jaisey kanjoos thori hotey hain.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-78816154322060100662010-04-22T00:00:00.001-07:002010-04-22T00:00:52.034-07:00MUHABBAT KA EHSASKisi Ko Yad Kr K Rona YAAD Hy<br /><br />Rote Hue Kisi Ko Yad Kr k Khamosh Ho Jana MUHABBAT KA EHSAS HyUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-76059570594748042412009-12-26T07:38:00.000-08:002009-12-26T07:39:15.658-08:00Naye saal ki<span>Iss naye saal ki<br /><br />ibteda bhi<br /><br />Iss purani soch per hui...<br /><br />Ke tumhe sochoon ya na sochoon.....</span>cool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-30792309922340560892009-12-26T07:37:00.000-08:002009-12-26T07:38:30.978-08:002009's Nearly Over<span>2009's Nearly Over<br /><br />So Pass the Smile. :-)<br /><br />To Anyone who Made you Smile this Year.<br /><br />It may Surprise You how Many you Get Back.<br /><br />Thanks For Making Me Smile!</span>cool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-45448285647111041172009-12-26T07:36:00.000-08:002009-12-26T07:37:32.713-08:00December ki dhoop mein<span>Kisi ko dekhoon to maathay pe mah-e-saal milen<br /><br />Kahin bikharti hui dhool mein sawal milen<br /><br />Ao kuch dair December ki dhoop mein bethen<br /><br />Ye fursatien hume shayed na agle saal milein....</span>cool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-9480748879932486282009-12-26T07:35:00.000-08:002009-12-26T07:36:01.993-08:00Assemblies toot gai hein....Assemblies toot gai hein....<br /><br />General kiyani nay takeover ker liya hai..<br /><br />Aur Asif zardari ko arrest ker liya hai..<br /><br /><br /><br />GEO ya ARY lagao<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"Aur yeh khabar anay per muje bhi btana.."cool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-14684500798867128912009-12-26T07:34:00.000-08:002009-12-26T07:35:15.030-08:00Ik shaks ki chahahat ka armaanIk shaks ki chahahat ka armaan raha aksar<br /><br />Jo jaan ke bhi sab kuch anjaan raha aksar<br /><br />Ata hai woh neendon mein, rehta hai woh khaabon mein,<br /><br />Ik yahi to us ka mujh pe ehsaan raha aksar....cool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-80907288349183104032009-12-26T07:33:00.001-08:002009-12-26T07:33:51.867-08:002 Dogs start kissingA couple was siting in garden,<br /><br />Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.<br /><br />BOY: Janu agar bura na mano to mein bhi?<br /><br />GIRL: Ok<br /><br />Par sambhal ke<br /><br />Kutta kahin kat na le...!cool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-11369845382322256142009-12-26T07:32:00.002-08:002009-12-26T07:33:12.917-08:002010 is Coming!2010 is Coming!<br /><br />Before 2009 Ends,<br /><br />let Me Thank all the Good People like You,<br /><br />who made '2009' so much Beautiful for Me.<br /><br />I Pray You be Blessed with Faithful Years Ahead.<br /><br />I wish You a..<br /><br />Fantastic JANUARY<br /><br />Love able FEBRUARY<br /><br />Marvelous MARCH<br /><br />Fool less APRIL<br /><br />Enjoyable MAY<br /><br />Successful JUNE<br /><br />Wonderful JULY<br /><br />Independent AUGUST<br /><br />Romantic SEPTEMBER<br /><br />Tastiest OCTOBER<br /><br />Beautiful NOVEMBER<br /><br />Happiest DECEMBER<br /><br />Have a VICTORIOUS '2010' & Ahead...<br /><br />Khush raho Hamesha!.cool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-33103734287742560312009-12-26T07:32:00.001-08:002009-12-26T07:32:46.035-08:00I Wish U that your all dreamsWith all the Rose's Perfume<br /><br />& With all the Lights in the World.<br /><br />& With all the Children Smiles.<br /><br />I Wish U that your all dreams comes True.<br /><br />*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010*cool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-6668913740163258012009-12-26T07:31:00.000-08:002009-12-26T07:32:13.734-08:00Film Me Kaam Karoge?Pyaray Dost!<br />Film Me Kaam Karoge?<br /><br />Roll Sirf itna He K 1 Larki Apko 1 Kamre Me Le Jaigi<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Or Apko Goli Mar Degi.<br /><br />Film Ka Naam He,<br /><br />"kutte Ki Mout"cool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-63238257709000879522009-12-26T07:27:00.000-08:002009-12-26T07:31:47.050-08:00Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegWife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.<br /><br />Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.<br /><br /><br /><br />Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)cool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-29636721509119248342009-12-01T08:43:00.000-08:002009-12-01T08:44:29.557-08:00Peshawar ki policePeshawar ki police ka B jawab nai!<br />1 Pathan talaab me naha raha tha.<br /><br />Police wale ne kaha chal ooye bahr aa Kr Kapray pehan.<br /><br />Teri talashi leni hay.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-43048797966448029432009-12-01T08:42:00.000-08:002009-12-01T08:43:33.685-08:00hapy.newyearI'm sory<br />muje bhol jana<br />Hmari dosti or nai chal sakti?<br /><br />Mein 65 din Bad<br />Aapko<br />Hmesha k Liye Chor Jaonga<br /><br />Aap ka<br />Apna<br /><br /><br /><br />2009<br />I'm 1st 2wish U hapy.newyear<br />2010.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-26110955221596036462009-12-01T08:41:00.000-08:002009-12-01T08:42:16.648-08:00Pathan k boss nePathan k boss ne usay job se nikal dia, <br />pathan roz us k ghar k samne POTI kar k aata<br /><br />Dost:Ye kia herkat hai?<br />Pthan:Usay batana chata hon k bokha nahi mar raha.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-91204098831015611132009-12-01T08:40:00.000-08:002009-12-01T08:41:40.274-08:00Oil Or Ghee CompaniesOil Or Ghee Companies Ne Pakistan Me "AURAT" <br />Ko Bohat Khul K "BAAT" Karne Ki Aazadi De Di He.<br /><br />JESE,<br /><br />Kal 1 "AURAT" Dosri "AURAT" Se Keh Rahi Thi:<br /><br />A BEHEN!<br /><br />Me Ne Pehle "HABiB" Ko Aazmaya,<br /><br />Lekin Phir "KiSAN" Ko "GHAR" Le Aai,<br /><br />MAGAR!<br /><br />Jo "MAZA" Mujhe "SUFi" Ne Diya He,<br /><br />Wo SULTAN me Kahan .Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-2593622586463090922009-12-01T08:39:00.000-08:002009-12-01T08:40:29.877-08:00Sehmi sehmi nigahon meSehmi sehmi nigahon me khuwab hm sja denge<br /><br />Sooni sooni rahon me phool hm bicha denge<br /><br />Hmare sung muskra k to dekho<br /><br />Ap ko hm DENTONIC k postar par lagwa denge .Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-14712036232434969152009-11-18T22:30:00.000-08:002009-11-18T22:31:56.903-08:00zindagi dard haiBin us k zindagi dard ha tanhai ha...<br />Meri ankhon main kyun maut simat aae ha...<br />Mehfil main rah kar bi tanha rahay...<br />Yeh ada humain us ki mohbt ne shikhae ha...<br />Kahtay hain ishq ko log ibadat yaro...<br />Phir ibadat main kyun itni ruswai haicool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6554539017966637064.post-37231964401280461172009-11-18T12:41:00.001-08:002009-11-18T12:41:55.318-08:0030 ka l0ad kara doMere pass balance ni hai.<br />Plz... thora 30 ka l0ad kara do<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />bagherton kbi to msg adhora parha kro.<br />:-!cool guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00673896505671039438noreply@blogger.com0