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Medecine ki tarah

2010-11-28T01:54:00.000-08:00

Ab to bijli bhi medecine ki tarah ho gai hai FARAZ!
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Aik ghanta subah nashty se phele!

Aik ghanta dopehar khany k bad

Or Aik ghanta raat sony se phele

MOBILE Gift

2010-11-28T01:53:00.000-08:00

Aapko MOBILE Gift Karna tha
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Par Aap Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye AB Cancel.:

Aaj kl zindagi

2010-11-28T01:51:00.000-08:00

Aaj kl zindagi kuch aysi udas rehti he

Jese samandar k dil main piyas rehti he

Jane kyn wohi log ho jate hain door hamse

Har pal jin se milNe ki aas rehti hy

Intazar kero

2010-11-28T01:50:00.000-08:00

Aaj ka kam kal per chhor do
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Or

intazar kero

Ho sakta hai kal tak us k liye koi machine ejad ho jaye.....
BÄBÄ Hadharaam

Bhulå denå

2010-04-22T00:02:00.001-07:00

Hum yåd råhen to Theek wårnå Bhulå denå.

Ho koi khåtå humse To håmen såzå denå

Wåisey to hen hum koray kågåz ki kåhåni

såmj ååi to Theek wårnå Jålå dena..

Police wale ki shadi

2010-04-22T00:01:00.000-07:00

1 Police wale ki shadi hui.
Jub raat ko sex karne laga to bola: itna bara suraakh?

BiVi: ye Lo 100 Ruppees or baat yahin khatam kar do...!!! ;-)

Suhag raat

2010-04-22T00:00:00.002-07:00

Suhag raat ko dulha ne bed k paas 1box rakha or subha us me 200rpe daal kr bola jub bhi chudai lugaon ga 200 dalon ga 1 saal baad dekhen gai kitni chudai mari hai?
Aik saal baad box khola to us me 1000 or 500 waley note bhi nikley!
Husband! yeh kia?
Wife!! Sub tum jaisey kanjoos thori hotey hain.

MUHABBAT KA EHSAS

2010-04-22T00:00:00.001-07:00

Kisi Ko Yad Kr K Rona YAAD Hy

Rote Hue Kisi Ko Yad Kr k Khamosh Ho Jana MUHABBAT KA EHSAS Hy

Naye saal ki

2009-12-26T07:38:00.000-08:00

Iss naye saal ki

ibteda bhi

Iss purani soch per hui...

Ke tumhe sochoon ya na sochoon.....

2009's Nearly Over

2009-12-26T07:37:00.000-08:00

2009's Nearly Over

So Pass the Smile. :-)

To Anyone who Made you Smile this Year.

It may Surprise You how Many you Get Back.

Thanks For Making Me Smile!

December ki dhoop mein

2009-12-26T07:36:00.000-08:00

Kisi ko dekhoon to maathay pe mah-e-saal milen

Kahin bikharti hui dhool mein sawal milen

Ao kuch dair December ki dhoop mein bethen

Ye fursatien hume shayed na agle saal milein....

Assemblies toot gai hein....

2009-12-26T07:35:00.000-08:00

Assemblies toot gai hein....

General kiyani nay takeover ker liya hai..

Aur Asif zardari ko arrest ker liya hai..

GEO ya ARY lagao

"Aur yeh khabar anay per muje bhi btana.."

Ik shaks ki chahahat ka armaan

2009-12-26T07:34:00.000-08:00

Ik shaks ki chahahat ka armaan raha aksar

Jo jaan ke bhi sab kuch anjaan raha aksar

Ata hai woh neendon mein, rehta hai woh khaabon mein,

Ik yahi to us ka mujh pe ehsaan raha aksar....

2 Dogs start kissing

2009-12-26T07:33:00.001-08:00

A couple was siting in garden,

Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.

BOY: Janu agar bura na mano to mein bhi?

GIRL: Ok

Par sambhal ke

Kutta kahin kat na le...!

2010 is Coming!

2009-12-26T07:32:00.002-08:00

2010 is Coming!

Before 2009 Ends,

let Me Thank all the Good People like You,

who made '2009' so much Beautiful for Me.

I Pray You be Blessed with Faithful Years Ahead.

I wish You a..

Fantastic JANUARY

Love able FEBRUARY

Marvelous MARCH

Fool less APRIL

Enjoyable MAY

Successful JUNE

Wonderful JULY

Independent AUGUST

Romantic SEPTEMBER

Tastiest OCTOBER

Beautiful NOVEMBER

Happiest DECEMBER

Have a VICTORIOUS '2010' & Ahead...

Khush raho Hamesha!.

I Wish U that your all dreams

2009-12-26T07:32:00.001-08:00

With all the Rose's Perfume

& With all the Lights in the World.

& With all the Children Smiles.

I Wish U that your all dreams comes True.

*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010*

Film Me Kaam Karoge?

2009-12-26T07:31:00.000-08:00

Pyaray Dost!
Film Me Kaam Karoge?

Roll Sirf itna He K 1 Larki Apko 1 Kamre Me Le Jaigi

Or Apko Goli Mar Degi.

Film Ka Naam He,

"kutte Ki Mout"

Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi mileg

2009-12-26T07:27:00.000-08:00

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.

Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)

Peshawar ki police

2009-12-01T08:43:00.000-08:00

Peshawar ki police ka B jawab nai!
1 Pathan talaab me naha raha tha.

Police wale ne kaha chal ooye bahr aa Kr Kapray pehan.

Teri talashi leni hay.

hapy.newyear

2009-12-01T08:42:00.000-08:00

I'm sory
muje bhol jana
Hmari dosti or nai chal sakti?

Mein 65 din Bad
Aapko
Hmesha k Liye Chor Jaonga

Aap ka
Apna

2009
I'm 1st 2wish U hapy.newyear
2010.

Pathan k boss ne

2009-12-01T08:41:00.000-08:00

Pathan k boss ne usay job se nikal dia,
pathan roz us k ghar k samne POTI kar k aata

Dost:Ye kia herkat hai?
Pthan:Usay batana chata hon k bokha nahi mar raha.

Oil Or Ghee Companies

2009-12-01T08:40:00.000-08:00

Oil Or Ghee Companies Ne Pakistan Me "AURAT"
Ko Bohat Khul K "BAAT" Karne Ki Aazadi De Di He.

JESE,

Kal 1 "AURAT" Dosri "AURAT" Se Keh Rahi Thi:

A BEHEN!

Me Ne Pehle "HABiB" Ko Aazmaya,

Lekin Phir "KiSAN" Ko "GHAR" Le Aai,

MAGAR!

Jo "MAZA" Mujhe "SUFi" Ne Diya He,

Wo SULTAN me Kahan .

Sehmi sehmi nigahon me

2009-12-01T08:39:00.000-08:00

Sehmi sehmi nigahon me khuwab hm sja denge

Sooni sooni rahon me phool hm bicha denge

Hmare sung muskra k to dekho

Ap ko hm DENTONIC k postar par lagwa denge .

zindagi dard hai

2009-11-18T22:30:00.000-08:00

Bin us k zindagi dard ha tanhai ha...
Meri ankhon main kyun maut simat aae ha...
Mehfil main rah kar bi tanha rahay...
Yeh ada humain us ki mohbt ne shikhae ha...
Kahtay hain ishq ko log ibadat yaro...
Phir ibadat main kyun itni ruswai hai

30 ka l0ad kara do

2009-11-18T12:41:00.001-08:00

Mere pass balance ni hai.
Plz... thora 30 ka l0ad kara do

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bagherton kbi to msg adhora parha kro.
:-!

GOOD MORNING

2009-11-18T12:33:00.000-08:00

'DiL ki Aankhoun Se Kaam £eta Houn,

Un K Daman Ko Thaam £eta Houn,

Door Hoti Hain Sari Mushkilain

Jab Pyare rab aur MUHAMMAD SALLALLAH HO ALAI WASSALLAM Ka Naam £eta Hon
GOOD MORNING
Have a nice day

Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat

2009-11-18T12:23:00.000-08:00

PTHAN "Mazar" pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya

Logo Ne bht Maara 0r Pocha æsa Q kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani thi"...

One second sir

2009-11-18T12:09:00.000-08:00

Sardar ney ghar
say airport enquiry call ki aur poochha.

Madam punjab say AMERICA tak ka kitna saffar hay?

Receptionist.
One second sir

Sardar
Ok thanks:.

mey zindah hon.

2009-11-18T12:08:00.000-08:00

1 pathan building se gira

doctor said he is dead

pathan suddenly woke up n said mey zindah hon.

Pathan wife: tu leta reh tujhe doctor se ziada pata hai kya.

Samajne ki kosish kro

2009-11-18T11:55:00.000-08:00

Samajne ki kosish kro mjhy tang mat kro

Mjhy akela chordo.rat tmhari wajase so nhi ska.Mat khelo mri zindgi se

1 pathan hath jor kr machar se kh rha tha ye.

NEW QOOMi TARANA..

2009-11-18T11:46:00.000-08:00

NEW QOOMi TARANA..

Zardari Ki Zamin Shad Baad,

Bijli Aye 8 Ghantay Baad,

Tu Nishan-e-Corruption Aalishan,

Arz-e-Zardaristan,

Shad BaaMein Nazar Se Pee Raha Hoon Yeh Sama Badal Na Jaaye

Na Jhukaao Tum Nigahen Kahin Raat Dhal Na Jye

Mere Ashk Bhi Hain Is Mein Yeh Sharab Ubal Na Jye,

Md Sindh Rahay Abaad,

Zardari Ki Zamin Ka Nizaam,

Aatay, Gas, Bijli Ka Bohraan,

Qaum Mulk Sub Gharak,

Nawaz, Wakeel Pa-in-Da-Baad,

Mushraf Pakistanera Jaam Choone Waale Tera Haath Jal Na Jye.

Abhi Raat Kuch Hai Baaki Na Utha Nikaab Saaki,

Tera Yaar Girte Girte Kahin Phir Sambhal Na Jye..

ek cheez common hai...

2009-11-18T11:43:00.000-08:00

Allama Iqbal aur KESC me ek cheez common hai...

Dono ka ek hi kaam hai...

Soi hui qaum ko jagaana...!

Responsiblity ki example

2009-11-18T11:37:00.000-08:00

Miss:
Responsiblity ki example do ?

Student:
Miss Aap ne black color ka brazier pehna hua hy
jis k 4 huks hen
3 khuley hoye hain 1 Pe sari responsibilty hy_

bacha wapas a raha ha;

2009-11-18T11:35:00.000-08:00

Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail ho k 4th mien aya 4th se 3rd
3rd se 2nd

Sardar biwi se bola
Begum shalwar tight kr lo bacha wapas a raha ha;-)

0ye Pagal Ka Bache

2009-11-18T11:33:00.000-08:00

3 PathaN 1 B¡ke Pe Ja Rahe The K Raste Me P0l¡ce Ne Rukne Ka ¡shara K¡a,,

PathaN 'Ch¡llaya' 0ye Pagal Ka Bache Pehle H¡ 3 Bethe Ha¡N
Tum KahaN Bethe Ga..?? ;-)

Delivery k baad

2009-11-18T11:28:00.000-08:00

Delivery k baad sardarni ko stitches lag rahe thay..

Sardar window se dekh raha tha
Bardasht nahi huwa to bola: "Doctor! puri to nahi siyo gay naaa?

Wah Wah

2009-11-18T11:23:00.000-08:00

Apki
personality per 1 sher arz kia hai

Suraj hamesha chand k sath rahe ga

Wah Wah

Tu
gadha tha
gadha hai
aur
gadha he rahe ga...!

Mein Nazar Se

2009-11-18T11:19:00.000-08:00

Mein Nazar Se Pee Raha Hoon Yeh Sama Badal Na Jaaye

Na Jhukaao Tum Nigahen Kahin Raat Dhal Na Jye

Mere Ashk Bhi Hain Is Mein Yeh Sharab Ubal Na Jye,

Mera Jaam Choone Waale Tera Haath Jal Na Jye.

Abhi Raat Kuch Hai Baaki Na Utha Nikaab Saaki,

Tera Yaar Girte Girte Kahin Phir Sambhal Na Jye..

SUNEHRI BAAT

2009-11-18T10:56:00.000-08:00

= SUNEHRI BAAT =

Agr koi shaks kisi se bht Shadid
Mohabbat Kr Sakta hai

To wo hi Shaks Usi Insan se Boht Ziada Nafrat bhi Kr sakta hai,

kyun k, ek KhObsurat Shisha Jub toot'ta hai,

to Boht khatarnaak "HATHYAAR" Bn Jata hE..!!

Feel it...
Its real.

biwi ki tangy

2009-11-18T10:55:00.000-08:00

Pathan suhag rat ko biwi ki tangy uthany k bad soch m pr gya..!

B.V:
Kya hua?

Pathan:
Ye kam hmara smjh se bahir hai, tmko ulta hi hona pare ga.. .. .. :->

Nawaz shareef

2009-11-18T10:54:00.000-08:00

Nawaz shareef larki chodhne gaya

Larki ko nanga kiya or ulta jhuka k bola tumhari choot per 1 b baal nahi hai Q?
Larki:Bhosri k chodhne aaya hai ya"KANGI" kerne

Never reject any day

2009-11-18T10:53:00.000-08:00

Never reject any day in your Life,
Because good day gives you hapiness, & bad day gives you experience.
Both are essential to Life,
So enjoy everyday..!

.".".G(^)(^)D.".".
"¿".|\/|¤rÑ¡ñG."¿"

Boy proposed A GIRL

2009-11-18T10:50:00.000-08:00

A Boy proposed A GIRL

She reJectd

HE wAs not SAD

Frnds Asked Y u r not SAD?

BOY: Y shud I?

I lost 1 who never LOVED me

but SHE lost 1 who reAlly loved her

Tooti hui zanjir

2009-11-18T10:47:00.000-08:00

1 Tooti hui zanjir ki Faryad hen Hum

or Dunya samjti hy k Azad hen Hum

is PYAR ny Hum ko dia kia hai

kal B Brbad thy or Aaj B Brbad hen Hm.

kutta doosray se

2009-11-18T10:43:00.000-08:00

Aik kutta doosray se:

Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.

Doosra: Kyon?

Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.

Khafa Honay Ka Tariqa

2009-11-18T10:31:00.000-08:00

Doohnd Raha Hay Woh Mujh Say Khafa Honay Ka Tariqa
"FARAZ"

Sochta Hoon Chamat Mar Kar Uski Mushkil Aasan Kar Doon :-)

Itne Gham Thay

2009-11-18T10:24:00.000-08:00

Konsa Zakhm Tha Jo Taro Taza Na Tha.

Zindgi Me Itne Gham Thay K Andaza Na Tha.

Un Ki Jheel c Ankhon Ka Is Me Kiya Qasor.

Dubne Walon Ko Gehrai Ka Andza Na Tha.

Marne se pehle

2009-11-18T10:15:00.000-08:00

Agar KHUDA mujhe marne se pehle
24
Ghante de,
To
Me
23:55 mints tumare sath guzaron
Or

Last 5 Mints
Tumari Gardan daba k gana gaon
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"falak tak chal sath mere"

1 Msg Ki Kimt

2009-10-29T08:11:00.002-07:00

Mere 1 Msg Ki Kimt Tm Kya Jano Knjus

Sb Msgs K Sr Ka Taj Hota He Mera 1SMS

Mobile K Inbox ki laj hota he mra 1SMS

Hr Kisi K Inbox Ka Khwab Hota He Mra 1 SMS.

Khöön K Rishtön

2009-10-29T08:11:00.001-07:00

Dosti Yakèèn Pe
Tiki Hoti Hai

Ye Diwär Bari Mushkil
Sè Khäri Höti Häi

Käbhi Fursät Milè Tö Pärnä Kitab Rishto Ki

Dösti Khöön K Rishtön
Se Bhì
Bäri Höti Häi.

GOOD morninGGGG

2009-10-29T08:05:00.000-07:00

GOOD morninGGGG
Pakistan,

Bhai log ko SALAAM,

Dosto ko HYE,

Bzurgo ko ADAB,

Boys ko HELLO,

Girls ko PYAR,

Aur khas dosto ko jaise k aap,

Jadu ki jhapi with a solid PAPPI:-*

GOOD MØRNIÑG! SSSttyyyle zzzzara hat keeeeeee.

plz Save it.

2009-10-29T07:59:00.000-07:00

Yaar
Ye Mera Naya Mobil Number Hai
03237170752
plz Save it.
Thnxs.

Aur..
Mazey Ki Baat To Dekho
Purana bhi Ye hi hai.

Nangy kharay thay,

2009-10-29T07:57:00.000-07:00

Ek bacha bachi nangy kharay thay,

Bachi ne bola me tumhari "LULLI" pakrun,

Bacha:
Chal hat apni to tor di, meri bhi toray gi..

Andhe ho kya

2009-10-29T07:45:00.000-07:00

1 larke ne gali me jati hui larki k ungli krdi

Larki:
andhe ho kya, dikhta nhi hy?

Larka
kya hua:-(?

Larki;
sahi jaga nhi
ghusi. .

nanga khra tha.

2009-10-29T07:43:00.000-07:00

Door se dekha to pathan nanga khra tha..

Or

Or

Or kya..?

Qreeb jane ka to swal he paida nhi hota..

Dekh le aa k zara

2009-10-29T07:41:00.000-07:00

Dekh le aa k zara chain se sonay waley

Kaisae rotey hen teri yaad men roney waley

Nahi aaya meri mayyat pe koi b apnaa

Mere qatil hen meri laash pe roney waley

Tujh ko aae gi lahoo se b wafa ki khushbo

Merey ashkon k nishan chehrey se dhoney waley

Aadmi laakh sanbhal kar b chaley to yaaro

Haadsey ho k hi rehtey hen ye honey waaley

Mujh ko gheron se nahin koi shikaayat yaro

Mery apny hen meri kashti diboney waaley.

Final Exam.

2009-10-23T12:08:00.000-07:00

ISLAM
is the
University.

World is a
Classroom.

QURAN is the Syllabus.

MUHAMMED (S.A.W) is the Teacher.

ALLAH is the Examiner.

Try to pass the Final Exam..

SmS Prhne Wale

2009-10-23T12:02:00.000-07:00

Pyar Krne Wale Pareshan H0 Jate Hain
Shadi Krne Wale Pagal H0 Jate Hain
Drink krne Wale Devdas H0 Jate Hain
Par
Hmare SmS Prhne Wale sirf
Hmare Ho jate hain.

Alarming message

2009-10-23T12:01:00.000-07:00

Alarming message from Mohsin e Pakistan (Dr. Abdul Qadir Khan)

"Black water walon nai mere ghr k kreeb ek ghr kiraey pe ly lia hai

Jahan se wo mere nigrani kr rhaey hain

Aur kisi b time wo mujhy asani se qatal kr sakte hain"

Jang Lahore (11-10-2009) page # 8

Kalam by Jamil u Din Aali

Plz is msg ko Mohsin e Pakistan ki zindagi bachane k liye jitna ho sake agey phelao.

10 Aadatain

2009-10-23T11:48:00.000-07:00

Mujhe Aap Ki 10 Aadatain Achi Lgti Hain

1.Aap1 khas Or Khubsurat Dil walay Personality hain

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10

Baqi Mazaq Kal Karenge...:-D

Tm bin

2009-10-23T11:35:00.000-07:00

Kbi
Rothna
Na
Mjh se mjhe mnana nai aata

Is dil se
Door na jana
Mjhe bulana nai aata

Phr b agr rotho
to ye soch lena

Mjhe sanson ko
tm bin chalana nai aata

UFONE menu main

2009-09-23T04:04:00.001-07:00

UFONE menu main khushamdeed

Rishte k LIAY 1 dbaen

Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen

SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen

Aur

apni psund ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dbaen. :-

BARISH Ya Mai?

2009-09-23T04:02:00.000-07:00

Usne kaha
BARISH khubsurt
Ya Mai?

Maine kaha
Ye to nhi janta
Mgr
Jb Tmhe Dkhta hon to
BARISH Bhul jata hn
Or
Jb BARISH pe prti ha Nzr to
Tum yad ate ho.

Dukhon ka drya

2009-09-23T04:01:00.000-07:00

"Agr dukhon ka drya uboor krna ha to Ansoon ko jazb krny ka treeqa seekho"

"Dunia ko jeetna chahty ho to awaz ma nrmi paida kro"

Arz kya hay k. . .

2009-09-23T04:00:00.000-07:00

Teri sorat
Arz kya hay k. . .

Teri sorat...

.Teri sorat mere dil mai kuch is tra se bus gai,

.Jese chotay say rakshay main moti anti phas gai.

Wah wah ;-)

EiD K Baad

2009-09-23T03:59:00.000-07:00

Chhor Diye Wo Dhanday..

Jin K Anjaam Thay Ganday..

Pura Mahina Naik Kaam Main Bitayenge...

EiD K Baad Nai Bachi Phasayenge.!!
:-D

Aarzoo hai k

2009-09-23T03:58:00.001-07:00

Aarzoo hai k tum se mila de koi,

Mere khuwabon ko haqiqat bana de koi,

Teri doori hi hay udaasi ka sabab,

Kaash is doori ko mita de koi,

Tu chala gaya jese ujar gayi dunya mer,
Mujhe meri dunya se mila de koi,
Nahi bharosa apni qismat pe mujhe,
FARAZ,,
Mere akhri sans tak tum se mila de koi..

yad kia rhkon

2009-09-23T03:56:00.000-07:00

Dil se kuch dair tujko juda rkhon,

Mere bs me nhi k me tjhe khfa rkhon,

Nhi he kuch bhi mere dil me siwa tere,

Me tjhko bhula do to yad kia rhkon.

tamam rishton ka

2009-09-23T03:55:00.000-07:00

*PYÄR*
1 Khubsorat Jazba
**DIL**
1 Khubsorat ghar
**ZINDGI**
1 Khubsorat safr
**DÖSTI**
1 Khubsorat rishta

Or

**AAP**
In tamam rishton ka
Khubsorat
**EHSAS*

Koi sham sath mere

2009-09-23T03:52:00.000-07:00

Chand ko nigahon me utaro to sahi,

Hum chale ayen ge pukaro to sahi...

Dil Ke dehlez ko mohabat say saja rakha hai,

Koi sham sath mere guzaro to sahi..

GOOD NIGHT

2009-09-23T03:51:00.000-07:00

Raat kafi ho chuki hai...

Ab chirag bujha dijiye...

Ek haseen khawab raah dekhta hai apki...

Bas palko k parde gira dijiye...
GOOD NIGHT swet drmz

Teri yaad ati rahe

2009-09-23T03:49:00.000-07:00

Her Subha
teri muskurati rahe

Her Shaam
teri gungunati rahe

Tu jis se B mile
Is tarah se mile

k her milne wale ko

teri yaad ati rahe

"Perfect" HotE HAIn

2009-09-23T03:47:00.001-07:00

Kuch Logg ItnE
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ItnE

ItnE

ItnE
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ItnE
"Perfect" HotE HAIn k Un k lyE Tareef K ILfaz kam pr JatE HA!n
For Example
"AAP"

MujHE hi Dekh lA!n..

Kabhi mehrbaan tha

2009-09-23T03:45:00.000-07:00

Kabhi mehrbaan tha to kabhi anjaan tha

Mera wehem tha ya wo mera gumaan tha

De kar zakham wo marham rakhta tha

Ban raha tha ya waqai itna nadaan tha

Mujhse bichar gaya tha wo ek raat

Wo shakhs jo meri pehchaan tha

Kaash k wo mil jata hum ko hamesha k lye

Kitna is dil ko is baat ka armaan tha

KHUDA ko chahte to kuch mil ß jata,

Humne chaha jis ko wo to ek INSAAN tha...

tere aane se phle

2009-09-23T03:44:00.001-07:00

Fursat kb milti hy bachpan guzr jane k bad

Muje bhuk lgti hy khana khane k bad

Mere pas 2 samose the jo mene kha lye

1 tere aane se phle 1 tere jane k bad =D

Mobile hi to hai

2009-09-23T03:41:00.000-07:00

Kab "TOOT" jaye Mobile hi to hai,

kab "BADAL" jaye "SIM" hi to hai

Aap mere "MSGS" ki "Aadat" Mat dalein..!!

Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye "PACKAGE" hi to hai :-)

Arz kiya hy...

2009-09-23T03:40:00.000-07:00

Arz kiya hy...

"Ershad..Ershad"

Zameen sy uthi flak py cha gai,

(wah.wah.wah)

Zameen sy uthi flak py cha gai,

oye gHaR bhago LIGHT a gai.;-)

Rishta tha mera!!

2009-09-23T03:38:00.001-07:00

Uski dharkan se zindaGi ka
rishTa tha mera.
Wo zindaGi ka ek eham
hisa tha mera,
Ye mohaBat
us se
sirF laFzoo ki nahi..
Uski rooh se
rooh ka rishta tha mera!!

MASRØØF rehte hen.....

2009-09-23T03:37:00.001-07:00

Ae DIL tu TANHAYOUN mein rehne ka AADI HOja
*....* *....* *....*

Jinhen tu YAAD karta he wo barey MASRØØF rehte hen.....

Koi Pic Bhaij Na

2009-09-23T03:36:00.002-07:00

Yaar Apni Koi Pic Bhaij Na

Kitab Ke Front Page Pe Lagani Hai ;)

Kitab Ka Naam Hai

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" Shaitani Waswasay ":-)

==== SHIT====

2009-09-23T03:36:00.001-07:00

Pathan Driving
On The Wrong Side Of Road

&

He Became Upset

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Said

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aaj phir late ho gaya

saare log wapis jaa rahe hy:-)

Bohat din ho gaye

2009-09-23T03:35:00.001-07:00

Bohat din ho gaye shayad !

Tera chehra nahi dekha.

Tumhare bin sabhi manzar.

Adhoore hain mere dil ke.

Meri Aankhon ne muddat se.

Koi sapna nahi dekha.

To aese main mere mohsin,

Faqat itni ghuzarish hai...

Agar kuch waqt mil jaye...,

Hamain bhi yaad kar lena,

Bohat din ho gaye shayad. !

Muaafi

2009-09-23T03:34:00.001-07:00

Assalam-o-Alaikum!
Logon ko utni jaLdi maaf kr diYa karo jitni jaLdi tum ALLAH se muaafi ki umeed rakhte ho.

Hazrat Umer-e-Farooq (R.A)

2 Sunehri Usool

2009-09-23T03:32:00.000-07:00

Zindagi Achi Guzarne k 2 Sunehri Usool.

1.
kisi ko free mai itna free mat karo k wo free mai itna free ho jaye k free
hi na rahne de aur ap free hote hue b free na hon aur wo free mai apko
free smjh kr apko free karde,

2.
kisi se free mai itna free hojao k usay free mai apk free hone ka pata na
chale aur usay free mai b free na rehne do aur wo free hote hue b free na
ho aur wo free free mai phansa rahe aur ap free mai usay free krdo.
Kch smje FREE mai

WADON or YAADON

2009-07-15T06:20:00.001-07:00

Ek din me ny dil sy pocha WADON or YAADON me kia faraq hy,

Wady insan torta hy or yaden insam ko tor dati hen.

khobsorat lb

2009-07-15T06:19:00.000-07:00

Yahe soch kar us ke har baat ko sach mana hy,
"FARAZ"

K itny khobsorat lb kabhe jhot nhe bolty.

Apni dhàrkàno se

2009-07-15T06:18:00.000-07:00

Apni dhàrkàno se kuch àisay merà naàm lo,

Ye waqt ruk jàye is làmhay ko thaàm lo,

Teri aànkhon main jhàlàk hai àisee mere pyar ki,

Saàhil pe jàisay dhàlti hàseen shàam ho,

Làfzon se hotà nàhi izhàr humse pyàr kà,

Bàs meri aànkhon mai dekh kr khud ko pehchaàn lo,

Jàisay tàrastà hai sehrà shàbnàm k choonày ko,

Kabhi wàisay Rab se tum bhi mujhe maàng lo,

Apni dhàrkano se kuch àisay merà naàm lo,

Yeh waqt ruk jàye is làmhay ko thàam lo.!!

JUDAI ka GHAM

2009-07-15T06:17:00.002-07:00

Dosti ki JUDAI ka GHAM mat karna,

Door raho to DOSTI Kam mat karna,

Agar Milo ZINDAGI k kisi MORH par to,

Hamay dekh kar apni Ankhain band mat krna.

Love Marriage

2009-07-15T06:17:00.001-07:00

Zaheen larka +zaheen larki=DOSTI

bewakof larka +zahen larki=Love

zahen larka +bawakuf lrki= Dates

bewakuf lrka+bawakuf lrki=???

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Love Marriage:-

JAHAZ.....

2009-07-15T06:16:00.000-07:00

Air port pr sab baithe hain,

Urne wala hai JAHAZ.....
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Sb ki phatt rhai hai Q k pilot hai
Faraz

Milne ki tammna

2009-07-15T06:15:00.002-07:00

Milne ki tammna liye aaya hai Ye Sms,

Chehre pe Smile dene aaya hai Sms,

Bhula nahi hai aapka dost aapko,

Bas Ye Yaad dilanay aaya hai ye sms..

DILse Phol bn

2009-07-15T06:15:00.001-07:00

DILse Phol bn kr hum mehkna jante hY,
MuskUra k hum gham bhulana jnte hY,
Log khush hote hain hum se kyon ke,
Bina mile bhi hum piar nibhana jante hain...

1 DUA

2009-07-15T06:14:00.000-07:00

"BUS 1 DUA TERE LEAY"

Tu jo sitaro ki tamana kry kbi,
Sitary tot kr teri palkun me sma jain.
Tu jo roshni ki tlab kry.
Soraj dob kr b ubr aay.
Tu jo husan ko chahy kbi
Chand angan me try uttar aay..
Dard ki koi anjan rut,
Try kdmo ko na cho kr guzry.
BUS YEHI 1 DUA TERE LEAY"

Zindagi char din ki

2009-07-15T06:13:00.002-07:00

Zindagi char din ki thi mgr hum anjan the

Aise logon pe mar mite j0 bejan the

Rakhte rahe parda hum uski bewafai pr

Wohi Qatil nikla jis pe hum meherban the.

Mudat sy mara dil

2009-07-15T06:13:00.001-07:00

Mudat sy mara dil hy k aabad nhi hy,

Honto par magar aaj b faryad nhe hy,

Ata hy khayalo me ek he chehra,

Mjhy us k sewa kch yad nhe hy.

Meri saanso se

2009-07-15T06:12:00.001-07:00

Meri saanso se tum shikwa karte ho,

Chup chup k chahat ka sauda karte ho,

Tum hi socho ye kaisi majburi hai,

Mujh main
"REH KAR"
Mujh se he parda karte ho.

Mere saathi

2009-06-20T00:45:00.000-07:00

Mere saathi
Meri rooh mere jism se parwaz kar jaye
To lot aana
Meri be khuwab raaton k aazab par
Sisakte shehar main tum bhi
Zara si deer ko rukna
Bas itni si baat keh dena
Mujhe tum se mohabbat hai...

Tanha Andhere main

2009-06-20T00:42:00.000-07:00

Wo tanha Andhere main Bethi,

Ghanto Intzar karti hai uska,

Dil se. . .
subuh sham yad karte hai usko,

Bo0le se b bula nahe pati usko,

Phir Ummeed ki ek kiran nazar i.

Andhere me Roshni nazar i.

Or wo zor se Chillai....

Light i....
Light i....
Light i....

Red rose day. . .

2009-06-20T00:39:00.000-07:00

Today is world red rose day. . .
If u love my friendship, give 1 missed call to me
And send this 2 al ur friends
N see how many missed call u get:-)

Raat kat-ti rahi

2009-06-20T00:38:00.001-07:00

Raat kat-ti rahi,
Chand dhalta raha,

Aatish-e-Hijr me koi jalta raha,

Ghar ki tanhayan dil ko dasti rahen,
koi bechain karwat badalta raha...

Aas-o-umeed ki shama roshan rahi,
Ghar ki dehleez koi tak'ta raha...

Raat bhar chandni gungunati rahi,
Raat bhar koi tanha sisakta raha...

Ashk palkön pe aa k bikharte rahe,
Naam lab pe aap ka larzta raha...

Aaj phir raat ho gai
Aaj phir koi khud se ulajhta raha...